Ugh. That's ten times more offensive than Cienna's. "Social media company" sounds like a euphemism for "people who should be cut into chunks and fed to sharks in deep water".
That (unintended I bet) shark thing gave me a welcome laugh. The post had me tense; I feel for you. The day after we buried Aaron we all got an email from him with just a tiny url link. None of us could resist clicking, holding our breath. Of course it was all boner pills and whatnot, but still, what a moment.
Oh, Jesus, I wasn't thinking. The shark comment is just from my bank of stock insults; I meant nothing even remotely related to your friend's fate. I should have gone with the bears one. Please forgive me; I'm old and senile.
also, "fed to the sharks?" that's a new low in bad taste, even for you...
Are you all afraid of getting sued for reprinting a Spam? Fuck that, you'll win.