C'mon there are days when ANY OF US could be in this guy's predicament. I can certainly think of a few when a hug and a cup of hot chocolate would have made a BIG difference!
I think we need to discuss the quality of the hot chocolate. Are we talking Nestle Quik (please god, give them back the letter c), or are we talking Hershey's syrup? Ibarra? Cow's milk, raw cow's milk, goat's milk, soy milk, almond milk, oat milk, or rice milk? Vanilla added or not? Marshmallows on top? If so, big or mini?
These things can make quite a difference.