Then you're gonna have to eat carrots yourself, in front of your kid, like you like 'em. Then your kid will eat carrots. Packaging carrots like Doritos isn't going to do it.

Want your kid to eat a balanced diet? Eat one yourself. Don't want your kid to drink soda? Don't drink it yourself (and don't keep that shit in the house). Don't want your kid to watch too much TV? Don't watch too much TV yourself. Want your kid to be active? Be active yourself, etc., etc., etc.