A 4-and-a-half-year-old burrito unicorn on Capitol Hill has gone missing, according to this sign stapled high on a lamppost:


I called the number to find out more—have they had any luck tracking Pablo down? How many calls have they gotten? Is he vegetarian or meat?—but a recorded voice picked up and told me if I wanted to buy a voicemail service to hang up and dial another number. Then dial tone.

I guess we'll never know.