Damn, the "every-sentence-is-a-separate-cut" form of editing is irritating as hell. Anyone that regularly interacts with teens, just mentally throw in "like" at every cut - should help make this more familiar to you.
OMG this guy makes me wish I was about 6 years younger (and possibly a dude). I wouldn't date him, but I'd absolutely have weird late-night youthful-enthusiasm-fueled escapades running around playgrounds and overpasses. We'd also occasionally cuddle and watch movies and then it'd be awkward when I left to go home at 4AM.
Pffft. I write a sex advice column in my college paper that's a whole lot better than this (yes, I am tooting my own horn). Even used your "being monogamous doesn't mean you don't WANT to fuck other people" quote this week.
But, I dunno, Dan. I don't want your job... and I don't want this guy to have it either. Can you just not retire for a while, please?
I love this kid's approach. I agree with the every line a new shot thing, but it only annoyed me like every 20 shots, so that's not too bad (and I say this as an epileptic who tends to be really sensitive to shaking cameras and such).
What a cutie-pie! I didn't mind the quick edit thing so much once I got used to it. I don't get why any of his four options for gym girl would make her a bitch, but meh, he's young and I'm willing to let one slide.
It's the only way to keep the attention of the shallow tech-obsessed kiddies. Anything that lasts longer than 5 seconds & they tune out. Frightening that this generation of vapid muppetheads will be changing my diapers one day.
@ 12 - I agree, RP (and I love the avatar, too). Cute as a button, lots of bubbly energy, but he needs a fair number of waking-up-in-the-morning-going-"Where-am-I?" moments, a fair number of glorious 3-ways, and a fair amount of heartbreak to give him the kind of perspective that any gay sex columnist worth his salt needs.
Hey, where are the outrage comments about this kid being sex-negative. "don't have a threesome...." That totally reminds me of advice I assume is given in the Deep South....
Neil is adorable and insightful and a joy to watch. Check out his youtube channel and I think you'll be surprised at the versatility of this guy. :-)
~Trav
Oh this kid is adorable and smart! Sure he needs more life experience to give even better advice, but he's off to a great start. Rock on little dude. Great hair BTW.
I actually took a year Japanese with this kid. He's pretty funny and kind-hearted; and a bit vain. Having said that, there is something about him that makes me want to put him in a headlock and give him noogies. No logical explanation.
But, I dunno, Dan. I don't want your job... and I don't want this guy to have it either. Can you just not retire for a while, please?
Thanks for sharing, Dan. This kid's adorable.
And the quick cuts every few seconds is really, really annoying.
If I could get past the annoying format, some of his advice wasn't all bad.
I love the avatar/profile picture. I makes me smile. I want to follow Calvin's example, and race free away from life's responsibilities. Good choice.
Dan,
He's cute, but don't retire just yet.
On the other hand, if you make enough $$ to retire at your age, maybe *I* could have your job! :)
It's the only way to keep the attention of the shallow tech-obsessed kiddies. Anything that lasts longer than 5 seconds & they tune out. Frightening that this generation of vapid muppetheads will be changing my diapers one day.
Dan Savage ruined the world.
Hey, where are the outrage comments about this kid being sex-negative. "don't have a threesome...." That totally reminds me of advice I assume is given in the Deep South....
~Trav