It's become increasingly apparent that you have no idea how to use the internet, and instead you use it as your own personal STD generator. So I would like you all to take two minutes of your time (which, I know, in internet time two minutes is like 75 years) to watch this infectious, and toe-tappy warning about protecting yourself online. You may especially want to protect yourself from the guy singing—he totally puts the "rap" back in "rape."