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1
I'm 6'3", and I've been punched in the head by a stranger for no apparent reason. Do you think if I wear two-inch platforms, I'll be safe?
2
I know what they mean by it, but the phrase "appeared to sound like" is funny to me.
3
@1, "UI Aphorism 32.2" does not promise if you're tall enough you won't get punched in the head - just that if you're tall enough (or Spartan/shark enough) you won't fear it.

So platforms would definitely free you from fear, and that's the main thing, isn't it?
4
Wow, the Stranger’s dream city has  come full circle, where pychos, drunks, illegals, knife and hatchet carrying bums (sorry,....’artists’) roam free. Enjoy!
5
If that's an assault, then I was assaulted weekly back when I lived in what is now called "The Pike/Pine Corridor"

Not that I'm complaining: What I wouldn't give to be able to go play pool at Squid Row again, or show up for dynasty night at the old RPlace,

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go polish my GAR medals......
6
I'm 6'3" and I sometimes walk to the train station at 63rd and Cottage Grove at one in the morning, alone. Come at me bro.
7
The humanity! The dirty, filthy humanity!
8
Besides just being tall, or Spartan, or sharklike, the key to avoiding the wrath of the predator is to not look like a victim. A smaller dude who walks with authority is much less likely to be a target than a taller dude who hunches over and looks like he's waiting to get hit. again.
Although speaking as a six foot five Spartan shark, all this is purely academic.
9
They will take my dirt from me when they pry my cold, dead fingers out of my garden!
10
That is better than an axe.
11
Did you just compare being KILLED with a hatchet to having DIRT thrown at you?!?! Are you serious???!!

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