Happy Black Friday, You Greedy Fucks

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And this.

the man who couldn't blog on November 26, 2010 at 12:53 PM

Jesus, the kid will live without the fucking toy. And maybe be a little less of a spoiled brat, too.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on November 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM

21 and has a daughter old enough to be demanding toys. Classy.

starsandgarters on November 26, 2010 at 12:59 PM

if i could stand being around this shit i'd probably do so doing this
http://www.buymorestuff.org/

reverend dr dj riz on November 26, 2010 at 1:00 PM

I hope your kid doesn't turn out like you.

despicable me on November 26, 2010 at 1:21 PM

@ 3, yeah, imagine that - kids want toys for Christmas! Who'da thunk it?

Matt from Denver on November 26, 2010 at 1:31 PM

You're missing the point, Matt. I'm sure the store will still have plenty of toys tomorrow - and the next day, and the next day. But they may be sold out of the really hot items. This isn't about the kid going without a toy, it's about going without a particular toy.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on November 26, 2010 at 1:36 PM

That's what I imagine will happen at the liquor store today.

Vince on November 26, 2010 at 1:37 PM

Wow. Glad i'm gay and dont give a fuck about shopping.

svensken on November 26, 2010 at 1:39 PM

Svensken, I must say, that is a lovely avatar! You and Catalina will have to compare notes on stylish frocks...

Canuck on November 26, 2010 at 2:00 PM

Guns don't kill people; greedy, impatient arseholes kill people...

Cynic Romantic on November 26, 2010 at 2:12 PM

Man, everybody's mellow if you go to Fry's on Black Friday, and you can get some really good computer shit for super-cheap, too. If I don't stay home, I go to Fry's.

balderdash on November 26, 2010 at 2:53 PM

I love that her excuse for cutting in line boils down to "everyone is doing it!" Fucking self-entitled douchebag.

UNPAID COMMENTER on November 26, 2010 at 6:27 PM

@ 5280, no, I get that. Believe me. My response was specifically for what @ 3 said (assuming the kid is "demanding" and not just asking for that present; judging the mom for being a teenage mother instead of a psycho bitch).

Matt from Denver on November 26, 2010 at 8:31 PM

Funny thing is, as soon as you stop letting you kid watch tv - no more 'I want' for christmas. It is quite interesting.

subwlf on November 26, 2010 at 11:16 PM

If you decide to go to one of these orgies of consumption of cheap plastic shit from China during the holiday season, decide to stand in front of a store door for 12 hours before they open you deserve to get EVERYTHING that you have coming to you. That includes low low prices, gun shot wounds and being trampled to death.

Last of the Time Lords on November 27, 2010 at 2:10 AM

Another day in Republican paradise.

JesseJB on November 27, 2010 at 12:53 PM

Awe shucks Canuck. You sure know how to treat a gal.

svensken on November 28, 2010 at 2:07 AM

We live in a nation of cannibalistic scabs.

Smell on November 28, 2010 at 12:32 PM

Happy Black Friday, You Greedy Fucks

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