Every prospective 2012 presidential candidate has a Twitter feed. And each of those Twitter feeds is a mixture of links to super-boring press releases and inane glimpses inside a highly controlled "personal life." So how did the hopefuls spend Thanksgiving? By pretending to know how to wash dishes for a second:
- So natural! It's like he's been doing dishes all his life.
and by boring the shit out their children:
- Rick Santorum wants you to know he ain't no cranberry-heating freak.
I ask you: How did people ever manage to run for president in a world without Twitter?
