You might also enjoy this blog post about an Indian (someone from India, not a Native American or First Nations person) visiting the Creation Museum in Kentucky.
Among the gems: "But my fear of shotgun-wielding redneck evangelical Xenophobic christians turned out to be entirely misplaced. Bad science apart, the place was thoroughly pleasant. Our carefully crafted Christian avatars were about as useful as a comb would be to Patrick Stewart.
I am always disappointed when my precisely nurtured stereotypes fail to come true."
Okay, 101% is okay, but to be just over 100%? Frankly, I think the lord would be a little pissed about that. If you REALLY want to impress him, though, you might consider that "Men and Chocolate" equals 133%....so go all out, and don't be a pussy when you can be a true believer.
And "Praise Allah" = 102%, which is even better than Love of God! So we know with scientific, mathematical, absolute, objective certainty that the only thing better than the love of god is to praise god--god as worshipped my Muslims.
I'm convinced. Puttin' down the bacon and headin' off to the mosque.
I am pretty sure that numerology is considered the work of the Devil by most fundamentalist Christians....so this is....*gasp*....BLASPHEMY! Oh Lord - we're all going to hell!
Yes, it is "mathematically certain" that A=1, and B=2... and... wait a second... what if we do this in CHINESE! No! URDU! NO! ATHABASKAN!! Salish? Cyrillic? Xhosa? Creole? Korean? Indonesian? Tongan? Ancient Mayan!!!
You and only you can believe this!! I'm a Mystic and Spirit Within has mandated that I step down off my Spiritual Empowerment focus and assist people to get their pockets in order before the nightmarish unfoldment of the final collapse of our US currency. I've been linked into to honest, ethical, trustworthy (spiritually conscious) global wealth builders gearing up for the Government mandated Gas/Electric De-Regulation and I choose ... "The Mathematical Certainty AllianceĀ®ā¢" as the name of my TEAM so that we can enjoy ... what Warren Buffet and Bill Gates deem to be "the greatest transfer of wealth of our lifetime"!!
Now having secured this trademark title I went looking for more data on mathematical certainty, and YOU AND THIS TREASURED MINI-PRESENTATION ... are the only tool I require!!
Please get in touch with me for I'd like you to consider empowering me to download it to my new landing page on my site. It's 101% appropriate and ideal for me as an authentic Mystic, true Emissary Of Spiritual Light.
If these seems "too out of the box for you", please simply check out my new landing page and you to shall surely see that Divine Intelligence Itself ... through the system of synchronicity which regards ... LIKE VIBRATIONS ... linked me right into you.
My heart overflows with love and laughter. As I sat and watch it the first time, I laughed till I cried!!
My website is: Http://WWW.DesireToFulfillment.Biz.
There's a dedicated (sky mail box) number on my Contact Us Page if you desire to make sure I'm an authentic person. I apologize for having to put my website here but since we resonate so deeply ... I hope you'll understand.
Warmest regards and applause!!
Mystic Vajrayana
The Enlightened Life FacilitatorĀ®ā¢
CHIEF NAVIGATING OFFICER
The Mathematical Certainty AllianceĀ®ā¢
Among the gems: "But my fear of shotgun-wielding redneck evangelical Xenophobic christians turned out to be entirely misplaced. Bad science apart, the place was thoroughly pleasant. Our carefully crafted Christian avatars were about as useful as a comb would be to Patrick Stewart.
I am always disappointed when my precisely nurtured stereotypes fail to come true."
I'm convinced. Puttin' down the bacon and headin' off to the mosque.
1+14) = 130%.
Thus, I have proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that SATAN is more powerful than GOD.
Thanks Paul for including us when you decided to share this with your friends and loved ones.
I'll give these guys a discount, though, and suggest that the video is a mere 100% bullshit.
Enjoy the secret message, loons!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD2323zkQ…
"proves" that Mecca is in the Golden Ratio center of the world, making Islam God's obvious choice for the one true religion... for some reason.
In short: numbers are fun.
What does moron add up to?
LOVE OF PORN is 138(%)
You and only you can believe this!! I'm a Mystic and Spirit Within has mandated that I step down off my Spiritual Empowerment focus and assist people to get their pockets in order before the nightmarish unfoldment of the final collapse of our US currency. I've been linked into to honest, ethical, trustworthy (spiritually conscious) global wealth builders gearing up for the Government mandated Gas/Electric De-Regulation and I choose ... "The Mathematical Certainty AllianceĀ®ā¢" as the name of my TEAM so that we can enjoy ... what Warren Buffet and Bill Gates deem to be "the greatest transfer of wealth of our lifetime"!!
Now having secured this trademark title I went looking for more data on mathematical certainty, and YOU AND THIS TREASURED MINI-PRESENTATION ... are the only tool I require!!
Please get in touch with me for I'd like you to consider empowering me to download it to my new landing page on my site. It's 101% appropriate and ideal for me as an authentic Mystic, true Emissary Of Spiritual Light.
If these seems "too out of the box for you", please simply check out my new landing page and you to shall surely see that Divine Intelligence Itself ... through the system of synchronicity which regards ... LIKE VIBRATIONS ... linked me right into you.
My heart overflows with love and laughter. As I sat and watch it the first time, I laughed till I cried!!
My website is: Http://WWW.DesireToFulfillment.Biz.
There's a dedicated (sky mail box) number on my Contact Us Page if you desire to make sure I'm an authentic person. I apologize for having to put my website here but since we resonate so deeply ... I hope you'll understand.
Warmest regards and applause!!
Mystic Vajrayana
The Enlightened Life FacilitatorĀ®ā¢
CHIEF NAVIGATING OFFICER
The Mathematical Certainty AllianceĀ®ā¢
Bill Meegan