@1 or the opposite, isn't a vigilante always on duty, at least in their own mind? And what do they mean 'officer', I'm wondering it's a security guard or something they are talking about. No cops I know carry tasers off duty, just their guns.
Speaking as a former occasional belligerent drunk, you just don't fuck around in the convenience store. Those guys are used to it and don't put up with much bullshit after dark.
These dbags are lucky the taser is the worst they got.
Tazes isn't really a word. It's not a Tazer but a Taser. And it's an acronym so shortening it from Taser to Tases doesn't even really make sense. I think the correct grammar would be "Man Tasered Convenience Store Suspects..."
Anyone else not like the title? I had to read it 4 times, now I wish I never did... makes no sense.
However, I have enough self-control and self-awareness to never let myself acquire one.
These dbags are lucky the taser is the worst they got.
Man Tazes Convenience Store, Suspects Acting Belligerent
Also, belligerently, but you can't have everything.
Now get it right next time or I'll taze your ass!