Blogs Dec 9, 2010 at 11:01 am

For the Jew Who Has Everything: Handerpants!

Eli Sanders
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Aren't they great - there's a photo of a handerpantsed hand that keeps showing up on brief magazine online.
gloomy gus on December 9, 2010 at 11:11 AM Report this
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that's not as gross as the woman i saw in idaho wearing a jogbra made from tighty whiteys. but it's still gross, and cotton insulates for shit.
Max Solomon on December 9, 2010 at 11:17 AM Report this
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And just exactly what is the point?
Fifty-Two-Eighty on December 9, 2010 at 11:25 AM Report this
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More stupid hipster shit.
throxus on December 9, 2010 at 11:28 AM Report this
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Wat if you're more a boxer kinda guy??
PDX_Paulie on December 9, 2010 at 11:36 AM Report this
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What if you're more a boxers kinda guy??
PDX_Paulie on December 9, 2010 at 11:36 AM Report this
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@2,3 Not for insulation, but protects your hands from itchy wool gloves/mittens AND provides a comfortable, breathable layer that absorbs excess sweat! Yes! I need footerpants.
More, I Say! on December 9, 2010 at 11:37 AM Report this
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Wow, would you look at that fit. Somone must know you really well. My objection would be that tag inside, I bet that would irritate. What do they call them for girls?
despicable me on December 9, 2010 at 11:42 AM Report this
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@8 Handerpanties. Duh.
JenV on December 9, 2010 at 11:46 AM Report this
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@7 Not branded as such, but exactly what you're looking for http://tinyurl.com/2d2m48o
Renée Krulich (Nay) on December 9, 2010 at 11:52 AM Stranger Staff
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I'll admit, there's something so inherently sexual about tighty-whiteys, that seeing them even on hands is kinda hot.
BombasticMO on December 9, 2010 at 11:54 AM Report this
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Sure, they're fun now, but wait until they get a little dirty and stretched out. You won't be able to give a handshake away.
Dougsf on December 9, 2010 at 12:13 PM Report this
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@12.. though if they were the right kind of soiled, they'd probably fetch a pretty penny on craigslist..or ebay or whatever..
reverend dr dj riz on December 9, 2010 at 12:20 PM Report this
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@9, Duh, my bad. Obviously! LOL
despicable me on December 9, 2010 at 12:20 PM Report this
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#11 Totally gave me a semi.

Whats funny is they have the hole for you dick.
brandon on December 9, 2010 at 12:36 PM Report this
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Loved the credit to Archie McPhee & Co at the bottom - fits them like a glove, so to speak....
Jaymz on December 9, 2010 at 12:44 PM Report this
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@11, 16 - Glad I wasn't the only one.

Eli, does your hand have plans this weekend?
MacCrocodile on December 9, 2010 at 1:00 PM Report this
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I'm not sure if those are rad or creepy...and when did you become Jewish???
michaelp on December 9, 2010 at 1:09 PM Report this
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Do they come with skid marks?
Canuck on December 9, 2010 at 1:15 PM Report this
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Humanity is doomed.
dwight moody on December 9, 2010 at 1:48 PM Report this
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But no outfit would be complete without the undercap:

http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/produc…
on December 9, 2010 at 2:06 PM Report this
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Okay, those are seriously awesome!!!!
kristinbell on December 9, 2010 at 3:25 PM Report this

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