In your latest column, "Worried Over Racist Dick" is worried about his partner's 88 tattoo. The number 88 could mean many other things. If he's a NASCAR fan, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. drives the #88 car and he has a monster fan base. I've seen lots of NASCAR fans with tattoos declaring their loyalty to a particular driver. Just a thought.—Anonymous

Maybe the 88 tattoo just means he was a fan of Dale Jarrett.—Chris

Don't rule out the possibility that the man with the 88 tattoo could be a fan of hockey player Eric Lindros, who wore the number throughout his hockey career in the 1990's.—Mike

Maybe WORD's hot-and-hung closeted bisexual steel workin' fuckbody is also a closeted nuclear scientist?—Another Dan