Before everyone freaks out too much: the outrageous $18,200 figure comes from people who are kept in the hospital due to dog bites, not just people who have to go to the ER.

It's still totally insane, of course.

Four Loko is banned because one person got drunk, but meanwhile people are getting killed and maimed by pit bulls, and nobody seems to have a problem with that.

If I were McDonald's, I'd be sure to serve Mrs. Yoo only moderately hot coffee.