Laurelhurst had their electrical substation blown up by an revolutionary group named the George Jackson Brigade at midnight on New Years Eve in 1975 (Calm down. No one was hurt).
Can you name another Seattle neighborhood that has had such an exciting electrical/political event happen?
The 4 F*s of Santacon:
1. Santa does not f* with kids
2. Santa does not f* with police
3. Santa does not f* with security
4. Santa does not f* with Santa
Other conventions of Santacon:
- Follow Santa
- No Santa Left Behind! Keep track of your Santa friends.
- Don't wash the suit! Your Disgusting Santa suit is a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.
- Bars can be crowded. Its best to carry a backup plan (cough*flask!)
- Follow Santa
1. Santa does not f* with kids
2. Santa does not f* with police
3. Santa does not f* with security
4. Santa does not f* with Santa
Got it? That means no Santa-sexual harassment either, even if Santa is wearing a sexy, sexy Santa outfit and underpantas. You will not assume that Santa is interested in your advances and will be cool. Got that, Santa? Good.
The crime stat thing is interesting. Even our safest neighborhood is barely above the national average. Most of Seattle then seems to come off as a combat zone of post apocalyptic proportions.
But now that I think about it, I don't know a single person in this town who hasn't either had their place burglarized or their car prowled.
Don't mention Laurelhurst any more! That Beach Club has a high dive that terrified me when a posh friend brought me there once as a boy. I had to climb back down, with the lifeguard yelling at me that it was against the rules.
Can you name another Seattle neighborhood that has had such an exciting electrical/political event happen?
I didn't think so....
the seattle santarchy facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=14…
now, copying and pasting from me (asshat) to you:
proper rules of santarchy:
The 4 F*s of Santacon:
1. Santa does not f* with kids
2. Santa does not f* with police
3. Santa does not f* with security
4. Santa does not f* with Santa
Other conventions of Santacon:
- Follow Santa
- No Santa Left Behind! Keep track of your Santa friends.
- Don't wash the suit! Your Disgusting Santa suit is a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.
- Bars can be crowded. Its best to carry a backup plan (cough*flask!)
- Follow Santa
1. Santa does not f* with kids
2. Santa does not f* with police
3. Santa does not f* with security
4. Santa does not f* with Santa
Got it? That means no Santa-sexual harassment either, even if Santa is wearing a sexy, sexy Santa outfit and underpantas. You will not assume that Santa is interested in your advances and will be cool. Got that, Santa? Good.
Yours Happily,
Santa
Drunkenness is mandatory, of course.
The Laurelhurst Beach Club also excluded Jews until the 1950's, when the Anti-Defamation League filed a lawsuit and won.
Laurelhurst: "Where Terror and Anti-Semitism Come Alive!"
But now that I think about it, I don't know a single person in this town who hasn't either had their place burglarized or their car prowled.
the facebook page was removed to throw off the scouring media clowns.