"I agree with your 'no asses wrapped in bows in front on Christmas trees' rant from the podcast," writes Slog tipper and "Savage Lovecast" listener Jamal. "But this guy is proof that there is such a thing as a sexy Santa."

Hm. He looks more like a sexy reindeer to me all harnessed up to pull Santa's sleigh. Full photo—you'll want to check out this dude's package—after the jump.