Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good...
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NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR OR GO TO THE DOOR WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION OF A SUPERIOR.
What is KOMO's point here - that gang rape is NOTprohibited?
I like the stickers. They're an ironic protest regarding the lack of security onboard Metro buses. Would like to see more of them.
The big news I see here is that witness Michael Hathorne needs to be gently bound.
Not that I'm disagreeing with you or anything...
Now boys, remember to share your toys, or Santa won't bring you any new ones...
(P.S. Canuck and Polarity: as it turns out, light internet hunting shows the young honey they interviewed is in fact one of their own g.d. reporters, though they didn't mention that and also managed to misspell his name. Hmph. Frizzelle, hire the boy. It's been a long time since there was a genuine twink around the place.)
But gus, what about that etoliated young Strangercrombie model with the pudding bowl haircut? Isn't he supposedly tied to someone's desk? I guess he's less of a reporter, though, and more of a prop. And yes, I agree, they should hire your boy, but only if he does video reports, shirtless.
The Stranger's beards and spectacles and fab-over-forties are fine, but I say the masthead could use a good old-fashioned sprinkling of twink.
P.S. The meerkat and the squirrel are friends? Who next? The farmer and the cowman?
Also tv news in Seattle is especially retarded/ cutsie. And always has been. Bizarre for such a smart town.
You are wrong about all local news stations being as bad as Seattle SF and NYC are two towns that used to have almost decent local news. This may have changed.
Do you mean that first guy interviewed who took the photo? They did describe him as a KOMO community supporter, whatever the hell that is.
Meerkats...sigh. Is there anything more adorable? Meerkat and squirrel were tired of hiding their love, and Meerkat's lazy nature loves the fact that squirrel always has to be on top.
Anyway, good to know I come off twink-ish on camera.
PS ...on the avatar, you might as well take the sunglasses off, now that you've been outed as a cutie pie.
- Tell Frizzelle you have some military in your background.
- Tell Eli you have written the Pulitzer committee on his behalf.
- Tell Dominic you admire his light touch.
- Try not to stare at Lindy's boobs unasked.
- Present Grant with a collage of his Traffic Report photos.
- When it's time for the interview with Dan, go to shake hands in a manly way but drop your iPhone. While crouching to pick it up, look up at him and slowly bat your eyelashes one, two, three times.
@33: Excellent career advice. I'd be unstoppable.
Plus rob!'s glass-eyed man's songs
(Er, that's all I got...)
For here comes gloomy gus,
A glint within his eye,
And some rope with which to truss"
Because mainstream media EVERYWHERE IS DOGSHIT. It's not going to be any less dogshit in San Francisco, Seattle, Chicago, NYC, whatever. It's just dogshit with a budget.
Thankfully the internet and alt press is putting them all out of business slowly.
I think that's funny... not having been a victim of gang rape myself.