First, apropos of nothing, these tater tots taste like sadness. They are not what I wanted and I paid too much for them because I'm on a layover in Vegas.

Second, the dinosaur news: I look like I'm traveling with an invisible 6-year-old boy because both my carry-on bag and my pillow are covered in dinosaurs. And then there's the tiny apatosaurus earrings in my suitcase. (Mom Traverse made that pillow for me and I will punch anyone who makes fun of it.)

Third, Slogging from the iPhone is not awesome.