hey now, how many people are involved in regular BDSM in this country? And how many nipples have "fallen off" - with far more encouragement and high tech gadgetry involved than angry fingers?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. I remember "titty twisters," disproportionately visited upon the gay, or thought-to-be-gay. Fortunately I was young enough that mine regenerated all by themselves.
Done now.
Get a job. A real one.
neanderthals
physical assault
octopods
Slinkies
Morpheus's daughter
ham sandwiches
bottled water
monkeys
naked ladies
I call shenanigans.
Sounds good to me!
I mean
derp.