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1

Maybe she just told you it was tap water... maybe it was really FourLoko.

Canuck on January 4, 2011 at 3:35 PM

2

She killed them with tap water and then gave them a burial at sea, presumably in seawater? Or was that dead seawater?

despicable me on January 4, 2011 at 3:39 PM

3

Jesus Christ, never pour unfiltered tap water into any kind of an aquarium. Tap water is all chlorinfluoristuffinated. It's toxic to household water life forms. Sheesh.

Puty on January 4, 2011 at 3:51 PM

4

Wait. Brine Boitano died? And Shrimp Bizkit?! Thanks for ruining my fucking day.

m@tt on January 4, 2011 at 4:00 PM

5

What, your TARDIS on the fritz again, LotTL? Oh, I see through your ruse.

OuterCow on January 4, 2011 at 4:02 PM

6

Thank you, Cienna. It was the right thing for everyone.

yelahneb on January 4, 2011 at 4:06 PM

7

And I'll bet that she also eats broiled fillet of Sea Kitten, the fiend!

MarkyMark on January 4, 2011 at 4:07 PM

8

@2:

I'm guessing "burial at sea" = "flushed down the toilet".

COMTE on January 4, 2011 at 4:41 PM

9

MURDERERS!

Vince on January 4, 2011 at 4:56 PM

10

@8:

I had a better image of Cienna walking to the wharf and dumping them over the side.

oregonstate_student on January 4, 2011 at 8:53 PM

11

@4, if it makes you feel any better, I had them cremated first.

Cienna Madrid on January 5, 2011 at 9:00 AM

12

I guess I feel a little better. *sniff*

m@tt on January 5, 2011 at 11:26 AM

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