Rick "Frothy Mixture of Lube and Fecal Matter" Santorum is running for president. (Naturally. When you can't even defend your Senate seat in Pennsylvania, why wouldn't you run for president of the entire goddamned United States of America?) And like every other Republican who has run for president in the history of ever, he has started saying stupid shit. Case in point: During an interview about abortion rights, Santorum said the following:

"The question is — and this is what Barack Obama didn't want to answer — is that human life a person under the Constitution? And Barack Obama says no. Well if that person — human life is not a person, then — I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, 'we're going to decide who are people and who are not people.'"

Because if Barack Obama was a white guy, then sure he could take away someone's rights! Why not? Here's video.