Blogs Jan 24, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Lunchtime Quickie: Why Don't You Just Go Play On The Train Tracks

Kelly O
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1
Murphy's law was kind to him and Lord hope his mama never sees that clip!
Phoebe on NE 79th on January 24, 2011 at 12:20 PM Report this
2
Fuck - this is just going to inspire a whole lot of other copy cats who won't be as lucky/thin.
BombasticMO on January 24, 2011 at 12:22 PM Report this
3
That's some excellent video compositing.
gloomy gus on January 24, 2011 at 12:28 PM Report this
4
Giant balls and no brain almost always go together.
schmacky on January 24, 2011 at 12:30 PM Report this
5
fake! videoshopped.
boxcar on January 24, 2011 at 12:36 PM Report this
6
"No brain" gets my vote. I like how he looks up at the end to make sure there's not another train coming.
Blech on January 24, 2011 at 12:43 PM Report this
7
What could possibly have gone wrong?
Reverse Polarity on January 24, 2011 at 12:57 PM Report this
8
Certainly B, possibly A.
Cynic Romantic on January 24, 2011 at 1:04 PM Report this
9
Darwin Award Honorable Mention
Merlin D. Bear on January 24, 2011 at 1:17 PM Report this
10
sure is lucky there wasn't any metal thing hanging off the undercarriage of that train. balls? stupidity? i'm with schmacky, as usual.
mr. herriman on January 24, 2011 at 1:39 PM Report this
11
if his balls were any bigger they would not have fit under the train.
in-frequent on January 24, 2011 at 2:09 PM Report this
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@2. Definitely.

I'll bet we quickly see stories of people being killed in the same fashion.

You'd be amazed at how many people get killed every year playing chicken, and get utterly mushed by trying to beat trains at road crossings.
Captain Wiggette on January 24, 2011 at 3:22 PM Report this
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Giant brain balls!
MO-TEEF on January 24, 2011 at 4:22 PM Report this
14
unless he worked it out with the conductor in advance, that guy is an asshole.
spoiler alert on January 24, 2011 at 4:37 PM Report this
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@14: No kidding. I would hate to be the conductor when someone decides they're going to pull some stupid stunt in front of my train.
Zebes on January 24, 2011 at 5:01 PM Report this
16
You just can't -buy- a rush like that rush.
tunanator on January 24, 2011 at 7:28 PM Report this
17
That train needs a cow-catcher.

Sandiai on January 25, 2011 at 1:29 AM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nihcqsvdZ…
Captain Wiggette on January 25, 2011 at 8:13 PM Report this

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