Wonkette just discovered a video that uncovers the problem with voting: They let atheists and other un-Christian folks vote. "Only virtuous people should be allowed to vote...The cancer must be eliminated." Of course! How Christly of you! The video builds to the idea that what America needs is a benevolent dictatorship. Right! How patriotic of you!

This makes a fine bookend to the Michele Bachmann video. Goodnight, everyone!