In the comments on Humphrey's (a-MAY-zing) Albanian Picnic post, commenter Keister Button writes:

How is this more interesting than Charlie Sheen's abdominal pains. Some of us have dead pools going on...

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Keister. According to TMZ:

We're told Charlie was taken out of his home on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance at 7 AM.

Two young women exited the house at the same time Charlie was taken out with a towel partially over his face.

Reports suggest that women were singing Red Hot Chili Peppers songs around Sheen's mansion until very late in the evening last night. We will have more on this as it happens.