The world's largest software maker reported a slight drop in second-quarter financial results today (slow PC sales, competition from the Jesus phone, the Jesus tablet, etc.), but sales in its entertainment division, which makes those crazy Kinect sensors for Xbox, are going strong. Which means there's tons more people gyrating their pelvises in front of the TV right now.

Also, Office 2010 haters, some people obviously loved the product, because at the Microsoft Business division, which makes most of its money from Microsoft Office, sales are up.