A: Oh, they'll let you know!

Sorry, not funny! Also, not funny—a man, an artist from Austin Texas, thinks he was fired from his job at Whole Foods Market because of a sirloin steak joke:

I pity the vegan who cant laugh at jokes
  • I pity the vegan who can't laugh at jokes
"This is the sign that more or less got me pushed out of Wholefoods. I apparently offended a lot of people with it. One older white lady didn’t like the angry black man yelling at her. And a Vegan didn’t like that Mr. T. pitied her because she wouldn’t eat meat.

That’s a true story." —Paul Maybury


h/t Matt Hickey. And good luck Mr. Maybury.