Can't be much longer until Aaron Schock ends up on Guys with iPhones.
Setting aside his reprehensible politics--and the fact that he's likely a serial cheater since a first-timer isn't gonna be e-mailing out shirtless pix to random Craigslist posters--I hope I look that damn good at 46. I'd hit it twice. Someone's gotta fuck some sense into him.
And the object of his Republitard lust is a fully-conscious, adult, human female. Oh. Pleez.
Back in my day (2006) Congressman Soloflex would've been laughed out of the Congressional locker room. No pole-vaulting or pole-smoking? No handguns, blackmail, 12-inch black dildos, and amyl nitrate? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Ditto @16. Just more proof that as class, Repubs exhibit a general stupidity level that is head slapping. Thr phrase "what was he thinking" has no relevance. There was no "thinking" in this caper.
Also agree that there must be a more compelling story unreported, so far.
seatackled: Worse than anything else revealed here is that the TPM Live Wire blogger in the link you posted casually refers to a 34-year-old as a "middle-aged woman." WTF?!!?! OH IT IS ON.
It's kind of a refreshing surprise to see a sleazy married Republican politician stepping out to fool around with WOMEN. On second thought, this guy looks like he might ride both sides of the fence.
@20 - I think he's trying to make a muscle. But he still loses points for not realizing how ridiculous (and gay) that pose looks.
His body isn't that bad for a guy pushing 50. Though, being a straight guy he doesn't understand that you do shirtless in briefs, boxers or jeans...the slacks really are annoying.
leek: I was going to mention that, too. It seemed weird that she was described as middle-aged, but I didn't see where I first read it when I went back to skim, and then I got distracted by something shiny on the internet.
And he lied about being a lobbyist.
Setting aside his reprehensible politics--and the fact that he's likely a serial cheater since a first-timer isn't gonna be e-mailing out shirtless pix to random Craigslist posters--I hope I look that damn good at 46. I'd hit it twice. Someone's gotta fuck some sense into him.
Actually, here are the emails.
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com…
Back in my day (2006) Congressman Soloflex would've been laughed out of the Congressional locker room. No pole-vaulting or pole-smoking? No handguns, blackmail, 12-inch black dildos, and amyl nitrate? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
There must be something else going on.
Also agree that there must be a more compelling story unreported, so far.
@15:
Best case, being unemployed greatly reduces the amount of alimony he's going to have to pay for the next 10 or 15 years.
@20 - I think he's trying to make a muscle. But he still loses points for not realizing how ridiculous (and gay) that pose looks.
or his real name.
Oh and his face is fucking ugly as hell.
leek: I was going to mention that, too. It seemed weird that she was described as middle-aged, but I didn't see where I first read it when I went back to skim, and then I got distracted by something shiny on the internet.
Rodolfo makes no apologies for his lack of taste or shame.