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1
Not really that hot.
2
Shit, he's only 39? Looks older.

And he lied about being a lobbyist.
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@2: Actually 46.
4
Can't be much longer until Aaron Schock ends up on Guys with iPhones.

Setting aside his reprehensible politics--and the fact that he's likely a serial cheater since a first-timer isn't gonna be e-mailing out shirtless pix to random Craigslist posters--I hope I look that damn good at 46. I'd hit it twice. Someone's gotta fuck some sense into him.
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@ 2, it's actually the 7th anniversary of his 39th birthday.
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Hey, do we know if he used his congressional email address?
7
He definitely has the whole Juiceman thing going on.

8
Ew.
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Classy!
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@3, thanks.

Actually, here are the emails.

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com…
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And the object of his Republitard lust is a fully-conscious, adult, human female. Oh. Pleez.

Back in my day (2006) Congressman Soloflex would've been laughed out of the Congressional locker room. No pole-vaulting or pole-smoking? No handguns, blackmail, 12-inch black dildos, and amyl nitrate? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
12
Lobbyist, ew...
13
I'd hit it
14
Facebook status updated to "it's complicated."
15
Why did he resign? Vitter got caught in his diapers and he's still around. Ensign got caught paying off his mistress and is still in office.

There must be something else going on.
16
I am in awe of the myriad ways Republicans in this country are able to combine hypocracy and stupidity.
17
Not bad. He would have to be the bottom and I wouldn't recip.
18
Wow. That was fast.
19
Ditto @16. Just more proof that as class, Repubs exhibit a general stupidity level that is head slapping. Thr phrase "what was he thinking" has no relevance. There was no "thinking" in this caper.

Also agree that there must be a more compelling story unreported, so far.
20
Hahah!!! I L O V E the position of his hand..."Look at me, I can jerk my pole"...Classic!!
21
yeah this can't be his first time.
22
Actually, the shirtless pose makes him look slightly more amphibian...

@15:

Best case, being unemployed greatly reduces the amount of alimony he's going to have to pay for the next 10 or 15 years.
23
Another boner for Boehner!
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seatackled: Worse than anything else revealed here is that the TPM Live Wire blogger in the link you posted casually refers to a 34-year-old as a "middle-aged woman." WTF?!!?! OH IT IS ON.
25
Include the face? Rookie mistake.
26
I just love seeing a Republican Congressmen openly admit to someone that his real job is being a shill for business.
27
It's kind of a refreshing surprise to see a sleazy married Republican politician stepping out to fool around with WOMEN. On second thought, this guy looks like he might ride both sides of the fence.

@20 - I think he's trying to make a muscle. But he still loses points for not realizing how ridiculous (and gay) that pose looks.
28
I'd like to think that if he was single, this wouldn't be such a big deal.
29
"If only he had left out his face"

or his real name.
30
His body isn't that bad for a guy pushing 50. Though, being a straight guy he doesn't understand that you do shirtless in briefs, boxers or jeans...the slacks really are annoying.

Oh and his face is fucking ugly as hell.
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@24

leek: I was going to mention that, too. It seemed weird that she was described as middle-aged, but I didn't see where I first read it when I went back to skim, and then I got distracted by something shiny on the internet.
32
I'd fuck him. He's exactly my type.

Rodolfo makes no apologies for his lack of taste or shame.
33
Blond?!

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