Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father

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Cheaters are Pieces of Shit.

on February 11, 2011 at 9:47 AM

WHAT THE FUCK.

STJA on February 11, 2011 at 9:49 AM

Way #762,428 in which religion can fuck you up.

dotSpec on February 11, 2011 at 9:54 AM

seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

and, i'm confused...at first it sounded like she wanted him to knock her out, so she wouldn't feel guilty about cheating, to which i say, "what's the point?" but later it sounded like HE wanted her unconscious so that HE wouldn't feel guilty...which makes even less sense than HER wanting to be knocked out.

so, i'm back to: WHAT THE FUCK.

AmyC on February 11, 2011 at 9:55 AM

I'm still stuck on WHAT THE FUCK here, myself. She wanted it that way? This must be in Ezekiel or one of those bible books I never got around to reading.

Fnarf on February 11, 2011 at 9:59 AM

Suborning date rape on... yourself?!

rob! on February 11, 2011 at 10:00 AM

WHAT? WTF? WHAT... WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN http://tinyurl.com/47ho9sv

I mean, WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT AT THAT POINT?

BEG on February 11, 2011 at 10:01 AM

Well, it's about the only way I could have sex with Rose or Tegan......

Last of the Time Lords on February 11, 2011 at 10:04 AM

Wow, I mean going back to that original article (which, btw, looks like one of those UK tabloids that utterly butcher the facts in a given story, so I'd be slightly wary) I can't even follow the plot of who killed who, when, who knew what, and who married who... o.O

BEG on February 11, 2011 at 10:05 AM

Let's watch our language. Instead of "what the fuck" try "WTFuck."

m@tt on February 11, 2011 at 10:06 AM

That is the kinkiest edge play shit I've ever heard of. Makes choking seem amateur.

Westside forever on February 11, 2011 at 10:06 AM

WTF?

venomlash on February 11, 2011 at 10:19 AM

Yeah, like God won't see through that scam.

sread1701 on February 11, 2011 at 10:26 AM

Her 'christian gulit ' mustn't have kicked in when she was crushing up tablets to render her husband unconscious in order for her locker to gas him!!!!!!

Moglo on February 11, 2011 at 10:44 AM

@13: loopholes are funny like that. apparently, it's not that it's wrong to cheat (or steal or murder or lie), as long as you can justify it. rationalization instead of rationality FTW!

SavageLoving on February 11, 2011 at 10:46 AM

Shouldn't the header be "No morality without religion" rather than "Every child deserves..."?

Hyzenthlayk9 on February 11, 2011 at 10:47 AM

There was a Law and Order episode about a group of doctors(?) who did this (for kinky rather than Christian reasons) with similar results. I don't know how allowing yourself to be drugged is supposed to excuse you from responsibility, but that's the religious mind for you.

Dingo on February 11, 2011 at 10:55 AM

Religion accomplishes only one thing: Providing a non-stop source of hilarious entertainment.

Urgutha Forka on February 11, 2011 at 11:04 AM

The strange thing is that she only seems to have wanted to BELIEVE that she cheated, since she didn't want to actually experience it, and if she was drugged, she couldn't even be sure that she did. So how does BELIEVING that she cheated removes her guilt? Maybe if she didn't enjoy it, it was ok for her... but why do it then?

Then again, I think they're making this up. The Christian guilt part, I mean.

Ricardo on February 11, 2011 at 11:05 AM

What the f is a floppy needle????

Moglo on February 11, 2011 at 11:20 AM

wow. just... wow.

Yeah, those two are much better parents and role models than gays and atheists.

wow.

Action Kate on February 11, 2011 at 11:37 AM

HA HA HA: http://tinyurl.com/49jpnbt "Santorum Suggests He Might Participate In Fox's Presidential Debate As A Fox Employee"
Makes perfect sense, since Fox is a s***-smeared corporation to begin with!

BEG on February 11, 2011 at 11:48 AM

may i have credit for sending you this, dan? i can furnish proof, if necessary.

scary tyler moore on February 11, 2011 at 12:22 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1QkRpAvkRd0/TO…

dwight moody on February 11, 2011 at 12:24 PM

I swear to god, if I am ever stuck in a contract that I DESPERATLY need to find a way out of, I am going to call the most Chritian-y person I know so they can find me a loophole. Those folks are fucking loophole masters.

flang on February 11, 2011 at 12:37 PM

Somebody make an awesomely dark movie with this as a subplot immediately.

jackie treehorn on February 11, 2011 at 1:14 PM

@26: Law & Order SVU is already shooting a VERY special Ripped From The Headlines episode, I'm sure.

emma's bee on February 11, 2011 at 2:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3mrKW-N…

That is all.

waffre on February 11, 2011 at 7:27 PM

This is why I overdose on Roofies and then take a little nap on on a bus terminal bench. I have no way of knowing, but I think I am nearing Wilt Chambelain territory in number of sexual encounters.

Learned Hand on February 12, 2011 at 1:13 AM

Holy fuck.... I just want to shake some people and tell them to get it the fuck together.

LadyGrinSoul on February 12, 2011 at 1:24 AM

Crazy People - They're Not Just Like Us!

Geni on February 15, 2011 at 12:15 PM

yeah religion makes you fucking crazy like kim kardashian

on February 18, 2011 at 10:56 PM

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