Yes, the birthday is definitely the most important factor in raising a child. Basically, you better be ovulating this weekend or you're gonna have demon spawn (which will have nothing to do with the fact that you were more concerned about your child's birthday than your readiness to birth it).
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We can't use condoms?
Why not?