It starts like this:

Are Stryper still a Christian rock band?

I don't know—I hate Christian rock. That shit sucks.

Back in the day, what made Stryper want to become a Christian rock band? Was there a specific incident where you were like, "This needs to be Christian"?

I get it, these questions were for the Stryper dude. But he's too much of a nerd to answer a couple questions.

Being bad and/or evil is kind of an inherent quality in rock music. How do Stryper rock and not be evil?

Well, they don't rock. They don't even roll. They sit around and drink Diet Cokes and practice a dead desert tribe's faith that never made sense to begin with.

Have you ever been rocking so hard during a concert that you spontaneously (accidentally) worshiped Satan? Or said the f-word a whole bunch of times in a song?

I can see why this dude didn't want to do this interview.

Read it all here.