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He's going to love roller coasters.
2
Clearly, that baby needs more toys on his or her high chair.
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He's scared of the way mom talks
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i <3 Wm.™ Steven Humphrey!
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Today's laugh is tomorrow's booger fetish.
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I am perhaps betraying my own gullibility here, but is the root of the "Stupid Baby" posts I see on Slog a genuine fear of babies, pedophobia, or a tongue-in-cheek rolling commentary on our culture's growing infantilization?

I admit, MOSTLY stupid people are breeding, and unrestrained reproduction is an enemy of the survival of our species. And, it is true, babies are helpless, stupid and so banal that we might otherwise disregard them over other priorities. If not for some evolutionary trickery, breeding might have stopped after the Enlightenment.

But all this being the case, who will rebuild the world that we have fucked up?
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@6, I don't know why but I just pictured you speaking that comment aloud while noodling on an acoustic guitar.
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@7 Said guitar has a sticker on it that says "This Machine Kills Overpopulation"
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RAGE WIN.
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Incredibly cute baby.
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is no laughing matter, seriously kids if your going to drink don't forget to abort

Thats the message of the day---Don't drink and drive, drink and abor
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Well I think it's adorable. I want one.
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Am I a terrible person for thinking @5 is exactly right? (Fear + joy) x (time + puberty) = fetish
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Adorable baby, though. Take that, W™SH!
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Babie are indeed stupid, but oh so delicious deep fried in a light tempura batter. Yum!
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Sigh, babieS.
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@15 haha, eating dead babies jokes!

I'm surprised the Stranger's website isn't blocked from middle school libraries.
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@15 Lookie here, we got ourselves one-a them atheists! GIT EM!
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@2: It's a bouncy chair. It's supposed to have lots of bright, shiny objects on it.

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