I hear Charles Mudede, in his new column at Crosscut, blames it on space aliens.

Glenn Beck is the densest substance known to man. We can prevent a nuclear meltdown by stuffing him in a reactor, where he'll soak up all the neutrons, stopping the chain reaction.

Well done, Goldy.

@2 but wouldn't the side effects include the restructuring of his Reality Distortion Field, causing the Seawater to turn into Cash4Gold?

I still don't understand how an ultra-nationalist wingnut like Shintarō Ishihara wound up governor of such a worldly and global metropolis.

It's like Glenn Beck getting elected mayor of New York.

Still love Crazed Fruit, though.

Wait, wait, God's not causing earthquakes?

Who is, then?

There are at least as many assholes who make shit up in Japan as there are here. They've been at it for a long time.

Hmph, those uppity farmers.

Ever since man could talk they've blamed natural disasters on omnipresent beings, not a conservative thing at all, just natural. Granted, most of you libtards understand evolution about as well as the creationists.