Blogs Mar 18, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Desk Friend Theater

Mary P. Traverse
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1
I'm starting to think those might not be real crabs.
Fnarf on March 18, 2011 at 1:59 PM Report this
2
More of this, please.
starsandgarters on March 18, 2011 at 2:02 PM Report this
3
Yes more!
good vagina on March 18, 2011 at 2:12 PM Report this
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you forgot the part where the crab punched Mal in the eye first, then River said she felt "cold and salty and buttery" and that's when Jayne suggested eating them.

please, continue.
Josh Bomb on March 18, 2011 at 2:20 PM Report this
5
are the Firefly characters standing on recycled pogs? this blows my mind...
rjonathon on March 18, 2011 at 2:20 PM Report this
6
My Barbies always had sex at the end of a play date...just sayin'.
Canuck on March 18, 2011 at 2:31 PM Report this
7
Gripping "news". I'm glad you're getting paid for this.
treacle on March 18, 2011 at 2:32 PM Report this
8
Mmmmm, Mal. I suggest Mal and Jayne engage in some hot dirty Firefly sex.
Tarabeth1012 on March 18, 2011 at 2:36 PM Report this
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@6: Mine too! Huh.

I'm with 8.
starsandgarters on March 18, 2011 at 2:43 PM Report this
10
Yeah this can only end in slash fiction.
gnr8r on March 18, 2011 at 2:44 PM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGRXwKmG…
Renée Krulich (Nay) on March 18, 2011 at 2:49 PM Stranger Staff
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@11 nice hat.
Josh Bomb on March 18, 2011 at 3:04 PM Report this
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Re:@4 can this please be made into a comic strip? I need more plot and maybe some character development.
devilsmoke on March 18, 2011 at 3:06 PM Report this
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Good Barbies don't put out at the end of the first play date, @6.

They wait for the third play date.

They also don't sext their play date partners pics of what they do with the pogs once they've left ...
Will in Seattle on March 18, 2011 at 3:33 PM Report this
15
If wishes were seafood, we'd all be eating crab.
OuterCow on March 18, 2011 at 4:55 PM Report this
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Thank you @11
Schweighsr on March 18, 2011 at 5:12 PM Report this
17
Will the crabs be erecting a statue in Mal's honor and writing songs about his beneficence?
TVDinner on March 18, 2011 at 5:44 PM Report this
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I'd really like to see this continued as an action figure comic strip, too. Though I figure I'm bound to be disappointed ... especially as the action figures are not anatomically correct. Amirite? ::pouts::

@Canuck. I used to use Barbies (or cheapie equivalents) to work out sex positions, 'cuz it was way easier to contort their limbs first i/o of mine!
Helenka (also a Canuck) on March 18, 2011 at 8:41 PM Report this
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Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?"

Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir."

Mal: "Ain't we just!"
chemambru on March 19, 2011 at 5:18 AM Report this
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Why does this make me think that when aliens abduct people and cows that they end up on some alien facebook-type video that they never consented to or conceived of?

Oh yeah. Because these crabs have no idea of what you are doing to them! Lol!
subwlf on March 19, 2011 at 9:09 AM Report this
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Yayyyy! :)
beec on March 20, 2011 at 6:45 AM Report this

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