The president launched his reelection campaign this morning—with this video, which doesn't feature the president.

In other 2012 presidential election news: Fox News has added another GOP presidential dopeful to it's payroll: Donald Trump, America's newest birther, is now collecting a paycheck from Rupert Murdoch. And while Sarah Palin looks like toast, we're not going to want for a shrill, fact-challenged, tea-partying, vagina-having candidate in 2012.