Blogs Apr 22, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Notes from the Prayer Warrior

Eli Sanders
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1
Can you tweet when that meeting is about to end so we can greet the pastor on his way out?
Cui Bono on April 22, 2011 at 12:59 PM Report this
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You dirty homosexuality promoters! All I hear is convert, convert, convert! Lol.
DanFan503 on April 22, 2011 at 1:03 PM Report this
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Perhaps God will reward you with a granting of your most secret desires.....meet with them homos can be enlightening....
pupuguru on April 22, 2011 at 1:07 PM Report this
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Hey wait a minute...

Is it April 1st again?!?

o_O
merry on April 22, 2011 at 1:09 PM Report this
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It would be really great if you could find a white power priest to be there too. While pastor hutch preaches to you that you are going to hell for being gay, there can be another guy saying he will go to hell for being black.
wisepunk on April 22, 2011 at 1:12 PM Report this
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Tooooooo tempting... Please report in full.
The Accidental Theologist on April 22, 2011 at 1:19 PM Report this
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I think you should gang bang Hutch.

You know, so the Stranger can push the gay agenda in and out of his nasty ass.
Last of the Time Lords on April 22, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this
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@5: When's anyone going to condemn me for hell for merit-based reasons? I'm so sick of these affirmative action hell scholarships.
Ziggity on April 22, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this
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Well, it goes without saying that god will be glorified.
Blech on April 22, 2011 at 1:21 PM Report this
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Needs video.
TheRain on April 22, 2011 at 1:24 PM Report this
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Promote gays to what? District managers?
scojomojo on April 22, 2011 at 1:24 PM Report this
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Oh, MAN. What I wouldn't give to sit in on that meeting, or at least be a fly on the wall (probably better, since I'm sure I couldn't manage to keep my mouth shut).
Compass Rose on April 22, 2011 at 1:27 PM Report this
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We should also be praying that he won't be subverted and somehow contract a nasty case of the gay...
bpinsea on April 22, 2011 at 1:30 PM Report this
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@All: There will be video.
Eli Sanders on April 22, 2011 at 1:30 PM Stranger Staff
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Glory holes for God.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2439/3548…
Rob in Baltimore on April 22, 2011 at 1:31 PM Report this
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Yeah, this is going to end well.
Big_K on April 22, 2011 at 1:34 PM Report this
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Why?
Hernandez on April 22, 2011 at 1:38 PM Report this
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(Actually chuckled when I read @16 as paired with the avatar)

The only way God will be glorified in this Good Friday meeting involves Pastor Hutch finally accepting Jesus and following the difficult WWJD path: accept everyone exactly the way they were created - including "teh gays".
Jaymz on April 22, 2011 at 1:42 PM Report this
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So it would seem 10th & Pine is the Hutch's Gethsemane...
Timrrr on April 22, 2011 at 1:43 PM Report this
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(P.S. for @18 - I personally don't find acceptance of all sexual orientations particularly difficult; I mean difficult, apparently, for Pastor Hutch.)
Jaymz on April 22, 2011 at 1:46 PM Report this
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@19 For the Win. Your Easter Ham is in the mail.
Mark Price on April 22, 2011 at 1:57 PM Report this
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You guys are promoting homosexuality? Well you aren't that persuasive, then...I've been reading you for years and I'm still straight.
bleedingheartlibertarian on April 22, 2011 at 1:59 PM Report this
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It's fine with me if homosexuals get married as long as they aren't black.
evolume on April 22, 2011 at 2:01 PM Report this
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Dear Prayer Warriors,

I'm about to walk down the hall and pick up a printout. Please pray that it goes well, and that I don't need to refill the paper tray, or have to talk to anyone about something that bores me.

Thank you!
Catalina Vel-DuRay
Catalina Vel-DuRay on April 22, 2011 at 2:19 PM Report this
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So who did he come onto?
dwightmoodyforgetsthings on April 22, 2011 at 2:23 PM Report this
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@23 actually made me LOL.
this guy I know in Spokane on April 22, 2011 at 2:26 PM Report this
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I hope you're taking him someplace nice for lunch - The Cuff or The Eagle perhaps?
COMTE on April 22, 2011 at 2:44 PM Report this
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I was completely straight until SLOG started promoting homosexuality, and it just seemed like such a fun thing to try. Then I got hooked, and the next thing you know, I was getting gay married.
very bad homo on April 22, 2011 at 2:45 PM Report this
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Bracing for epic shitstorm.
venomlash on April 22, 2011 at 2:50 PM Report this
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I cannot express how badly I want to be there with you all. I suspect he thinks he is picking up his cross and sacrificing himself. Climbing to Golgotha. (I hope I'm wrong.) I pity him, he seems like an attention seeker, has to attach his name to other's successes, but he and those like him fascinate me.
kim in portland on April 22, 2011 at 3:00 PM Report this
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What possessed him to want to meet with you sinners? What does he expect to gain from it?
Reverse Polarity on April 22, 2011 at 3:18 PM Report this
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Getting soooo ex-football star freaked about really liking the Judas tongue kiss is gonna make the slashfic of this new epistle a sad/weird tale indeed.
pissy mcslogbot on April 22, 2011 at 3:40 PM Report this
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Wait a minute! What Hutch doing at the Stranger on Good Friday? Shouldn't he be misleading some poor souls down the garden path at that gym he calls a church? I know that's not just a Catholic thing, because they used to have everyone go to church on Good Friday on "As the World Turns", and they were about as waspy a bunch as you could hope for.
Catalina Vel-DuRay on April 22, 2011 at 3:46 PM Report this
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What I mean is, if black people are allowed to marry, then their children have a much higher probability of turning black which - lets face it - is a huge disadvantage in todays society. Think of the children!
evolume on April 22, 2011 at 3:52 PM Report this
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One of my favorite shape note songs:
I will rise and go to Jesus
He'll embrace me in his arms
In the arms of my dear savior
Oh, there are ten thousand charms.

Is it any wonder some Christians are hypersensitive to the gays?
BhamBrad on April 22, 2011 at 7:11 PM Report this
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@15 If you ever see that written on a glory hole, from this day on, you'll know i've been there.
DeepFriedBananaBits on April 23, 2011 at 6:19 PM Report this
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@ 31, I would pay good money to help make that happen. Amtrak tickets to Seattle, expenses, what do you want, Kim? Name your price.
clashfan on April 25, 2011 at 6:24 PM Report this
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You know, I wasn't really into it at first, but The Stranger has totally convinced me to start fucking other men. Without their promotion of homosexuality, I would never have tried it. Thanks The Stranger!
John Horstman on April 25, 2011 at 9:08 PM Report this

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