In an astonishing mixup, their first two picks were a left-handed relief pitcher and a point guard.

they also picked up one seeker but lost out on two beaters, then got a sweeper in trade...

I think it's a beer.

Locker at 8 is a shocker. Good for him.

What's the NFL?

may none of the draftees suffer permanent brain damage.

Carpenter was a good choice.

...and then they'll move to LA.

Serves them right for riding bikes as dangerously as they do! Get off the road, you maniacs, you're either a pedestrian or a car, you're not both!

No QB for Seattle. I guess next season is a "rebuilding" year. If they lose enough games maybe they can draft a replacement for grampa Hassleback.

Eh. They already lost the draft when they somehow managed to win their division last year. There were 11 teams with better or equal records ahead of them.

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Uhhh last year was re-building. Didnt notice the part where they replaced 60% of the players last year?

We got a good offensive lineman in this draft, which we'll need because this is probably Matt Hasselbecks last year and its my guess he'll get injured in the middle of the season and we'll coast out the season in fail.

The bigger news is Jake Locker as the #8 first round pick, to the Tennessee Titans, who will probably replace Vince Young (runner-up to heisman trophy). Vince, while a stellar athlete, has not performed well for the Titans and off the field, is a bit of a jackass, but nowhere near the level of the NFLs King Jackass, Ben Rapelisberger.