Blogs May 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Emission Accomplished

Dan Savage
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1
Oh shit, I hadn't considered the idea that Dan might be gay.
jnmend on May 6, 2011 at 4:10 PM Report this
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Love it!
DanFan503 on May 6, 2011 at 4:11 PM Report this
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Slog is always late to the potty. I heard this on Morning Emission.
rob! on May 6, 2011 at 4:14 PM Report this
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Dan is gay?
bleedingheartlibertarian on May 6, 2011 at 4:16 PM Report this
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Ha-ha! Dumbass gonna be dumb.
emma's bee on May 6, 2011 at 4:17 PM Report this
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HA! That's awesome. Even after all these years of being online, people are still seeing it. We need to keep it number one on Google search.
Miffed Mollusk on May 6, 2011 at 4:17 PM Report this
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What would you expect from someone who's searching for Santorum's website?
Fifty-Two-Eighty on May 6, 2011 at 4:17 PM Report this
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Dan, you really need to start updating the site again.
bitwise on May 6, 2011 at 4:20 PM Report this
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What's the "something"? You could be gay AND something. Think of that!
tacomagirl on May 6, 2011 at 4:23 PM Report this
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@ 8, why? It's doing its job fine. The longer it stays a top-googled site without an update, the more profound the effect it has.
Matt from Denver on May 6, 2011 at 4:28 PM Report this
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I'm pretty sure Santorum is in the closet, wishing Dan was too.
Will in Seattle on May 6, 2011 at 4:32 PM Report this
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@10 because updates will cause it to be linked to more and draw more attention to it which is kind of the point, right?
bitwise on May 6, 2011 at 4:38 PM Report this
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welcome to the inter...nevermind. have a nice day. be safe!
aardvark on May 6, 2011 at 4:40 PM Report this
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Yah srsly Dan, you need to get a life. Look at you over there, just loafing around!!

A HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHHA!!

:>
merry on May 6, 2011 at 4:42 PM Report this
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#9: Indeed. If one is gay and something, or a multi-faceted website admin/content manager one could be a Spreading Santorum Sanctum Factotum!
Keister Button on May 6, 2011 at 4:43 PM Report this
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Best of all, this dude is going to forward the link to his friends, saying, "Check this out, it's nasty!"
Bub on May 6, 2011 at 4:44 PM Report this
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@ 12, google "santorum" by itself, then google "Rick Santorum" and see what you get. What I see tells me it's doing just fine.
Matt from Denver on May 6, 2011 at 4:50 PM Report this
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I'd venture a guess that the average out gay person has much more of a "life" than the average Santorum supporter.
Daily in LA on May 6, 2011 at 4:51 PM Report this
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I hope you thanked him for doing his part to keep the ratings up.
this guy I know in Spokane on May 6, 2011 at 5:10 PM Report this
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@7 - 5280 - you nailed it. I was about to say, what kind of a rock do you have to live under... but then - oh right, never mind.
Lance Thrustwell on May 6, 2011 at 5:19 PM Report this
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Too, too funny
BEG on May 6, 2011 at 5:22 PM Report this
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha! Yeah, Dan! What kind of homo puts up shit like that? Only the best.
Mer-Mer on May 6, 2011 at 5:46 PM Report this
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Savage 2012
Sifu on May 6, 2011 at 5:55 PM Report this
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Dear Letter-writer,

Welcome to 2003.
Reverse Polarity on May 6, 2011 at 6:04 PM Report this
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@23 I would put that bumper sticker on my car:
"Savage/Stewart 2012"
Canuck on May 6, 2011 at 6:08 PM Report this
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Dan - your gay!
doloresdaphne on May 6, 2011 at 6:13 PM Report this
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The fact that both links in this post point to the same site is a delicious little detail. Nice touch, Dan!
wytchfynder on May 6, 2011 at 6:18 PM Report this
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A Santorum supporter = Not the brightest bulb in the tree.
blackhook on May 6, 2011 at 6:27 PM Report this
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Hah, I read the first line as "This just pooped into the inbox:"!
despicable me on May 6, 2011 at 6:38 PM Report this
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@29 FTW!!!!
scary tyler moore on May 6, 2011 at 6:49 PM Report this
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Unless there's a lot of "fuck you, homo fag" remarks that got edited out, I would think this is a fake.
seatackled on May 6, 2011 at 6:50 PM Report this
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Also, nowhere on the site does it talk about who made it... How deep did he have to dig to find out Dan started it?
busman1994 on May 6, 2011 at 7:10 PM Report this
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No, Santorum is not in the closet. The man is truly a hate-filled bigot who delights in trampling on other lives. He is a scum-bag politician and I think Dan's site is only a tiny bit of what he deserves.
Dan Not Savage on May 6, 2011 at 7:13 PM Report this
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Oh! Tell us what you wrote back!
Aurophobia on May 6, 2011 at 7:50 PM Report this
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@32

There are links to Savage Love pages all over the site. Not much digging required.
memorex on May 6, 2011 at 9:51 PM Report this
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Dan! ARE YOU GAY??
STJA on May 6, 2011 at 10:06 PM Report this
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YES! If we know about this one idiot who got fooled into clicking through, you know there are dozens more that didn't write in.
Gou Tongzhi on May 6, 2011 at 10:56 PM Report this
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Still laughing. What a gem. Dog bless America. Let's drive the pickup truck to Taco Bell! I'm HONGRY!!
Karlheinz Arschbomber on May 7, 2011 at 1:53 AM Report this
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Well? Are you gay or something?
Rach3l on May 7, 2011 at 2:51 AM Report this
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Totally.
We Faggots have such a rich, full existence.
Trolling Santorum, for one thing- following his every move, making snarky comments about his every move, clicking furiously to keep our frothy feces in everyone's face; it's a rich, full existence; oy!
Then there is the congratulating ourselves for being so awesomely clever and smart. That is icing on the cake.
on May 7, 2011 at 3:07 AM Report this
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Yeah, Santorum is such a douchebag lying scummy weasel he must be gay, is that it Willie?
on May 7, 2011 at 3:11 AM Report this
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Great Work!
We've got to keep spreading the word to average Americans that gay sex involves getting someones shit all over you. Its a real selling point.
on May 7, 2011 at 3:14 AM Report this
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Inquiring minds need to know, are you gay or something?
Packeteer on May 7, 2011 at 3:42 AM Report this
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Gay like happy?
on May 7, 2011 at 6:44 AM Report this
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May I just add my voice to "a job well done, Dan" and to everyone that helped keep this alive.
Frau Blucher on May 7, 2011 at 7:17 AM Report this
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I have to agree with those people who are telling you to update the site. No doubt Santorum's people are paying SEO companies much moneys to figure out how to knock Spreading Santorum off the top of Google. Without new content, they'll succeed... and that would be a tragedy.
Frantikgirl on May 7, 2011 at 7:22 AM Report this
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Yes!
NumberOne on May 7, 2011 at 7:31 AM Report this
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@42 How are you enjoying exile? Anyway since no one ever bothered to explain it to you, straight couples can have anal sex too. I know, I know, it's a real SHOCKER! Heh, heh, get it? Shocker?
Mudkips on May 7, 2011 at 8:01 AM Report this
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For me, 'santorum' works so much better as a term for that frothy mixture because it has a sort of Latin, medical-tinged ring to it. It honestly sounds like a word in you would come across in the board game Balderdash.
Katie B on May 7, 2011 at 9:14 AM Report this
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Oh, Dan is an 'or something' alright!

Thanks, that reminded me to google and click, thus increasing the Frothy Mixes google problem and the opportunities for Rick's blood pressure to go up.
Womyn2me on May 7, 2011 at 11:14 AM Report this
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from motherjones: "If Rick Santorum wants to make a $5 million donation to [the gay marriage group] Freedom to Marry, I will take it down. Interest starts accruing now." Santorum may want to consider Savage's offer. Otherwise, he's kinda screwed.
razorclammer on May 7, 2011 at 1:35 PM Report this
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Dan's gay??

Who knew.
Docme on May 7, 2011 at 4:07 PM Report this
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Do all of Santorum's supporters have such uncanny gaydar?
foolish-rain on May 7, 2011 at 5:05 PM Report this
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Dan, Dan! What have you been hiding from us?!
markvz on May 7, 2011 at 6:31 PM Report this
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@49 it does! In fact at this point I do small double takes when reading something about the actual person. Sort of from wait, what, ooh nasty name to have, to oh right, fuck yeah. This played out especially well the other day in an article about his wife, so I had no "Rick" to clue me in faster ;)
BEG on May 7, 2011 at 6:57 PM Report this
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FOOL! Mr. Savage is gay AND something!
DRF on May 7, 2011 at 7:31 PM Report this
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BEG @ 55: I do the same thing. When I see his name I think "Ewwww. Oh wait, that's the person."
random_lez on May 8, 2011 at 7:19 AM Report this
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...or something
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