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b) it's a mystery why the Webby fools didn't name Terry as well.
So say, "I'm property of Terry Miller."
Ooh, good call gus: how about "34-year-old property of Terry Miller"?
"It gets worse - just kidding!"
I realize that phrase happens to be five words, but it's not my speech suggestion; just an observation.
Second place: @33
Third place: @3
@8 - I'm reading along, they're cute, they're funny, but then, "first, you have to live." That's striking and touching.
Don't vote Republican, Mmmm k?
i think you've achieved cultural iconicity or whatever it is!
But I also vote for @2 and @49's: "It really does get better".
(I also really like #3 and #8.)
Terry, you make it better.
ENDA would make it better.
DOMA doesn't make it better.
"Helped our first gay president"
"Maybe saved your kid's life"
"Maybe helped Santorum's first born"
Better than Santorum on doorknobs. (unclassy version)
But honestly, I agree that the fact that you're 34 doesn't need to be in there. Just think--in about twenty years, it might not even be true anymore! Focus on timeless truths if you want to give an unforgettable speech.
So my real vote is #8's "First, you have to live." It's brilliant.
"First, you must stay alive"
It's that or #3... or possibly #5.
Better date still ain't 34. (Perhaps this is cheating.)
Remember to love all, regardless.
Better. Wait. How many candles?
Score one and 14 improvements.
's all I've got.
Maybe
It BETTER get better.
a real dilema for the slog.
is Danny really such a clueless douche that he wants to work the 34 thing in to the acceptance?
if so we dare not point out what a total lack of class asswipe stunt it would be, we have to play along....
or is Danny kidding? we would assume so were it a mature adult but this is Danny so we can't be sure....
so Slog, someone put up a poll and let's find out if Slog:
a- Thinks Danny is an immature Asswipe who means it
b- is a self-centered asswipe who just can't get over how fucking hysterical his '34' gag was.
so
"Don't Cheat the AIDS Virus" should just hit the spot...
1. First, you have to live. (3)
2. Now, can I marry Terry? (48)
Although I gotta give a shout-out to 26 for "It Gets Bigger. Oops, Better!"