Hey there, Mr. Dan Savage! There is a children's book called "Where Did I Come From" which "explains the facts of life to young children in an age-appropriate and straightforward manner." It also states that an orgasm is a like a sneeze. I know that after my friends and I read that when we were kids, we all of a sudden got real interested in sneezes. I just thought that this was some information that you might want to give that Mom from your column this week. It could be the root of all sneezing kink. Or it may have nothing to do with anything.