Great work today on Deadspin! Drew used to do the Funbag twice a week - Tuesdays and Thursdays - but cut it down to just Tuesdays. Maybe you can pick up Thursdays? It would make my internet experience that much better!
Well, sure your *mom* thinks you're the top slut. But objectively speaking there are many that are far sluttier. Face it- you don't even rise to the level of skank.