The Stranger Election Control Board is sitting down two of the candidates running for Seattle City Council position 9, challenger Dian Ferguson and incumbent Sally Clark, who began the meeting few minutes in by whipping out two knives, three bowls, four spoons, a thermos of warm milk, a stick of butter, a loaf of bread, and a toaster. She plugged in the appliance and began toasting:

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She's now putting all the wet ingredients—and the toast—into the bowls.

It's milk-toast! (Well played.)