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Into Werewolves? Dragons? Dolphins? Anthro-Huskies? Sea Monsters?

Dan Savage
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1
Product placement or just pimping your next savage lovecast sponsor?
Drew2u on July 8, 2011 at 2:07 PM Report this
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Ugh, I just vomited. I wonder if they have an Enumclaw stallion model.
Reg on July 8, 2011 at 2:09 PM Report this
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Hah! Go Bad Dragon! Nice people, too.
Rondie on July 8, 2011 at 2:11 PM Report this
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lulz @2
lindsey on July 8, 2011 at 2:19 PM Report this
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And yet, nothing for the minotaur fetishists. tsk tsk
shuvoff on July 8, 2011 at 2:23 PM Report this
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No crocodile?

@2, despite your expressions of revulsion, they have selections up your, um, alley:

http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?targe…

http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?targe…
rob! on July 8, 2011 at 2:36 PM Report this
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courtesy this month's Vice?
http://www.viceland.com/int/v18n6/htdocs…
Josh Bis on July 8, 2011 at 2:46 PM Report this
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"out of the serpent's root shall come forth a cockatrice, and his fruit shall be a fiery flying serpent(basilisk)."

-woah, some biblical sexytimes right there.
pissy mcslogbot on July 8, 2011 at 2:50 PM Report this
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The UW Tower has some great fabric exhibits, including art puffer fish and octopus tentacles. On the Mezzanine level.
Will in Seattle on July 8, 2011 at 2:53 PM Report this
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The Dong of Cthulu shall wreak havoc on your gut caverns.
Billy the Fridge on July 8, 2011 at 3:05 PM Report this
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OMFG that is creepy.
Confluence on July 8, 2011 at 3:06 PM Report this
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I can't wait until 3D printers are ubiquitous enough and so easy to use that anybody can design their own custom dildo that meets their every minute and alien specification.
Zebes on July 8, 2011 at 3:06 PM Report this
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That dolphin dick is incredibly pointy. Ow.
c-no-mu on July 8, 2011 at 3:31 PM Report this
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YIFF IN HELL
on July 8, 2011 at 3:32 PM Report this
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So they sell dragon cum... how are they supposed to know what dragon cum tastes like?
sirkowski on July 8, 2011 at 3:34 PM Report this
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While reading this in vice the first thought that came to my head: Americans probably think this stuff is weird, but to me, the idea of having a worshippable Jesus statue nailed to a crucifix in your house creeps me out way more.
Andy_Squirrel on July 8, 2011 at 3:40 PM Report this
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not to mention, there are probably a few looney-tune christians out there who have masturbated with said crucifix.....ugh, gross!
Andy_Squirrel on July 8, 2011 at 3:41 PM Report this
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oh wait, no, i saw that at humpfest
Andy_Squirrel on July 8, 2011 at 3:42 PM Report this
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@ 10 - "The Dong of Cthulu" - great band name!
merry on July 8, 2011 at 4:11 PM Report this
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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "wake the dragon". /nerd
Joe Szilagyi on July 8, 2011 at 4:12 PM Report this
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@15 at a guess methylcellulose, or what Mythbusters always calls "animal birthing agent"
netcrusher88 on July 8, 2011 at 4:20 PM Report this
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@20...
Summer: You remember when the guys made us watch that film with the gay guys on the mountain?

Marissa: Lord of the Rings?
pissy mcslogbot on July 8, 2011 at 4:38 PM Report this
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@14:
/thread
venomlash on July 8, 2011 at 4:49 PM Report this
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Ugh, I remember when Zeta was the big thing.

Is this where those rail-thin post-twinks on Xtube are getting their toys? The ones that push out on their stomachs from inside D:
Baconcat on July 8, 2011 at 5:41 PM Report this
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If you want to simulate dragon cum, just mix 1 ounce Tapatio with 1 ounce Tapioca Pudding.
Billy the Fridge on July 8, 2011 at 6:17 PM Report this
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@25: +1 for the ProTip win.
pissy mcslogbot on July 8, 2011 at 6:22 PM Report this
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@18 "'The Exorcist' did it first!"
drewl on July 8, 2011 at 6:59 PM Report this
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Thank you, Dan!

@13. I can't make heads or tails of that one. I thought at first it was a "hole,*" since they have several of those available on the website. But, no, it's meant to be inserted. I think even the "Ridgeback" seems too sharp.

*Sorry about the terminology. What DO you call an artificial alien "vagina"?
Sandiai on July 8, 2011 at 7:31 PM Report this
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Nah, I think dolphins just have pointy dicks, so it's anatomically correct. And I am NOT googling "dolphin dick" to confirm that suspicion. But again: ouch.

I really think "hole" is a fine term for describing a sex toy shaped like an alien vagina.
c-no-mu on July 9, 2011 at 7:39 AM Report this
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I so did not need to know about this. DAMN YOU, SAVAGE! (shakes fist)
BearNecessity on July 9, 2011 at 8:06 AM Report this
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If you're looking for sexy fox tail plugs you should definitely visit:

www.fawxtails.com
on July 9, 2011 at 9:26 AM Report this
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ok fine. I looked. For more than a few min. But I was curious about what gets other people off. Was it slightly erotic? Not sure. Maybe- I like dicks and variety keeps it interesting. But now that address is forever imprinted onto my permanent web address search history- for-ev-ah.....so now if I'm ever interviewing for a job where they do a deep-search for a background check they might ditch me on account of I looked at animal and fantasy dongs for less than 5 min- and didn't even masturbate to it.
on July 9, 2011 at 11:54 AM Report this
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And this is why furries are sick fucks. Nothing better then denying fucking animals while you make sex toys based off their parts.
on July 10, 2011 at 4:16 PM Report this
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Um, aren't some of these SUPER dangerous, being all pointy and stuff? Are they made out of a jelly-like composite (a really squishy silicone?) to minimize the chances of vaginal/anal/oral lacerations?
John Horstman on July 11, 2011 at 10:40 AM Report this
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@30 seconded!! >.<
BEG on July 11, 2011 at 11:30 AM Report this
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@33, If you can't figure out the difference between animal-themed silicone sex toys and actually fucking animals, I don't really know what to tell you.
Sea Otter on July 11, 2011 at 2:58 PM Report this
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@36: I wouldn't use these (anal is uncomfortable for me) but would you say these would be analogous to different type of ribbed fleshlight sleeves, only instead of rubbing your dick on one, you're rubbing your colon with one? Frankly I think Dan could live out his Old Spice centaur fetish with one of these.

Though my experience is quite limited, I really doubt there's any orifice that's close to what a lot of cocksleeves are all bumpy-like.
Drew2u on July 11, 2011 at 8:55 PM Report this
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29, I second that ouch.

And, damn you, Bear. I somehow googled "bear penis!" (Hmm, not as big as I expected; Caution, search results contain bear penises and "bear" penises).

Sandiai on July 12, 2011 at 12:43 AM Report this
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OMG HAWT!

It comes in customizable silicone hardness/softness can be ordered to suit your needs. You can even have a soft tip and a hard base, they'll combine it. They'll even blend colors for you.

Oh, I ~do~ feel deliciously dirty. They do have some tamer things, too. You should see. teehee!
lyllyth on July 12, 2011 at 2:25 PM Report this

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