A completely heterosexual man who can really pull an outfit together:

Before Vice President Dick Cheney's visit this past summer, Bachmann's husband, Marcus, hit the stores—"he's got a good sense of style"—and came home with "a sleek, simple hourglass dress with a yoke collar! in winter white." He even bought a matching coat and shoes. "I just slipped it on."

"[Plenty] of Republican voters can relate to hoping Jesus comes back real soon," writes Alex Pareene at Salon, "but how many GOP husbands out there would be able to buy their wives full outfits—that match and fit properly—on anything resembling short notice?"

My husband's husband couldn't do that on short, intermediate, or long notice.