The LSAT link is corrupted. Should be http://www.lsac.org/jd/pdfs/LSATPreparat…

@2's answers are correct. I was pleasantly surprised to see that I only got one question (#7) wrong, and after reading the explanation, I understand why very well and would be much less likely to make the same mistake again.

Is this because the LSAT is actually way easier than people say? Or am I way smarter? I'm certainly not pre-law, I'm a returning adult computer science major who hasn't taken a liberal arts class in almost a decade, though I did once dream of law school. (Engineers get paid better to work shorter hours, I hear, and don't have to pay for an extra few years of post grad work.)

Screw the LSAT. You guys need to make the commenters do bar exam questions.

Q: Why don't lawyers use Viagra?

A: It just makes them taller.

James was working at his law firm a few towns over. One day Mrs. Brown, his mothers next door neighbor, walks into his office. He exclaims, "Please don't tell Mother what I do for a living! She thinks I play piano in a brothel."

@3: I'm a mathematician, and a friend of mine did quite well on her LSATs after completing a philosophy degree (all those courses in logic!) So I suppose it's not that surprising that someone who's doing comp sci would also do well. I used to tease a friend of mine about how comp sci was just the bastard child of math.

Then he started offering to compare W-2 forms. :(

Who knew that 4 years after becoming a lawyer and 7 years after taking the LSAT, seeing LSAT questions would make me miss that crazy test.

"Weeks" should not have an apostrophe. Ingrates.

tl,dr

This makes the SR-99 Deeply Boring Tunnel FEIS draft look fun, in comparison ...

A man who desperately needs a heart transplant receives good news from his doctor: "There are two available hearts. One is from an 18-year-old college student, and the other is from a 90-year-old lawyer. Which one do you want"
The patient answers, "Of course, the 18 year old's. Who would want a 90-year-old heart?"
"Well, the lawyer's heart has never been used."

Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Bar Exam "Humor'

Hey. Fuck face. That’s a nice deed you got there. Went ahead and bought Blackacre, didya? That’s awesome. Owning property is a sign of real maturity. Now, why don’t you do us all a favor, and go record the fucking deed.

Right. Fucking. Now. Don’t put it in a goddamn drawer. Don’t go off to India for 20 years. Don’t leave the deed in your will for dear cousin Victorianox. Get your fat lazy ass down to the records office, and record it before I burn your house down. Don’t worry, I’m not a “known” arsonist.