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Santorum Brings Jelly to Iowa

Dan Savage
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grow up
Swearengen on August 3, 2011 at 1:30 PM Report this
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Santorum should grow up.
GaryM on August 3, 2011 at 1:44 PM Report this
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An essential ingrdient of "santorum". How considerate!

BTW- Google "ricksantorum" and this is entry #3. Yay!

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Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
Rujax! on August 3, 2011 at 1:52 PM Report this
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Please don't ever grow up.

(I feel sorry for all the raindrops)
MacCrocodile on August 3, 2011 at 1:52 PM Report this
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Peach Jelly? really? Close your eyes and imagine for a minute... you ate something that turns kinda yellowish-orange as it travels through your colon... and when it comes out, mixed with lube, as santorum, kinda looks like... you guessed it.
anyes on August 3, 2011 at 2:03 PM Report this
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Danny,

Stalking in such a pathetic and public manner is just sad.

Face the facts, you're not going to actually fuck Rick Santorum.

Pick up the pieces and get on with your life.....
on August 3, 2011 at 5:01 PM Report this
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@2 and up and up and up! Seriously! Why would anything want to grow down! You, sir have proverbially NAILED that fucker. NAILED, I tell you.

In other words, thank you for your concern, it is duly noted.

@1 I also feel sorry for anyone who might even be remotely related to that despicable lump of flesh.

In other words, thank you for your concern, it too is duly noted.
drewl on August 4, 2011 at 12:20 AM Report this
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7, He said with a total lack of self awareness...
Rob in Baltimore on August 4, 2011 at 5:36 AM Report this
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9 hey bob, you clever devil, we see what you did there....
on August 4, 2011 at 6:23 AM Report this
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Isn't there a peach-flavored KY?
pgbach on August 4, 2011 at 12:29 PM Report this
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after reading the link and continually seeing that pathetically hopeful Labrador pic they've chosen (the one where you're looking up into his kinda sad smile? creepy) i almost feel sorry for this stupid son of a bitch. it's kind of sad he made his kids work on this jelly project, and that the jelly will likely be delicious, and that there are only 40 jars--40 jars!--for the WHOLE FUCKING STATE OF IOWA?
ladybot on August 5, 2011 at 8:28 AM Report this
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santorum jelly.....?

eeeeeeeeeeeeuh!!
No thanks!
ontario-guy on January 16, 2012 at 11:12 AM Report this

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