Dan is on an airplane (I think he lives on there now), and having space-internet troubles, so he asked me to post this clip from Rick Perry's announcement today.
Dan didn't give me any commentary to post with it, so I'll just say I completely agree with Andrew at Towleroad that this man sounds exactly like George W. Bush. Yikes.
I know people are disappointed in Obama, but please let's be reasonable here, get our shit together, and make sure that none of these lunatics becomes president. Seriously.