Assuming that the guys are of equal hotness, #2 all the way. In fact, the guy wearing option #2 could be a bit less hot and I'd probably still pick him.

I'll be in the car. (With #2 after he's done with the photo shoot and temporarily wearing jeans.)

@91: Did you read the description of the metal hook thing?

I can tell you from personal experience that there is nothing quite as hot as wearing a penetration bikini, thong or g-string to the beach that is only kept in place by a cock ring and a plug fitted firmly inside of you

For the record, definitely lingerie over penis-condom-bikini. Hot men in lingerie really do it for me.

mmmm guys in lingerie nom nom nom. Putting drunk boys in sexy lingerie is why I go to Rocky Horror so often.

Drag "tuckers" will be so relieved.

Me - not so much. The standard pair of bikini briefs has the same effect on mini-me.

I can understand some horror and outrage over the first picture -- those things are creepy -- but Lingerie Guy is hot! Men dressed in women's underwear doesn't necessarily appeal to me, but it wouldn't be enough to turn me off of someone that sexy.