This Has Been Bothering Me for Three Months Now

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Ice burn.

Fistique on August 19, 2011 at 7:19 AM

I haven't seen that X-Men movie, but maybe it has to do with her mutant powers?

She has an androgynous face in that picture.

InfinitePest on August 19, 2011 at 7:21 AM

I think it's a muscle salve.

Vince on August 19, 2011 at 7:23 AM

Why don't you throw it out?

Matt from Denver on August 19, 2011 at 7:32 AM

If it bothers you that much, throw the fucking magazine in the trash.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on August 19, 2011 at 7:34 AM

january turned out to be such a disappointing slut.....

on August 19, 2011 at 7:38 AM

What - throw it out and ruin his fantasies of January spanking his skinny ass while he sits on the shitter and spanks his little monkey? I don't think he wants to do that.

billrm on August 19, 2011 at 7:38 AM

Ice hot is so cold it burns.

The idea (meh.) is that her character is so icy cold and distant that you can't avoid being swept up by her - and burned.

Again, meh.

Lymis on August 19, 2011 at 7:44 AM

Well, she plays Emma Frost in the film, right? Maybe that's the half-assed reference?

jadam on August 19, 2011 at 7:45 AM

If you put it under ridiculous amounts of pressure, you can get solid water at temperatures that would melt rocks.

@10: Shut up, you newfag.

venomlash on August 19, 2011 at 8:08 AM

@7 um... Because nothing gets Chris off like that sweet, sweet vagina!

Seriously though... her acting? The worst.

UNPAID COMMENTER on August 19, 2011 at 8:08 AM

Thank you, @12. I started to write a comment about that and backed off.

She became a success because of the costumes in Mad Men and her blankness worked for a repressed homemaker. It never ever was good acting though.

bareboards on August 19, 2011 at 8:22 AM

That photo makes her look a little like Grace Jones.

muggims on August 19, 2011 at 8:32 AM

Go put some Tiger Balm on your dong. Yes I have accidentally done this once. You will understand the term ice-hot immediately.

Reg on August 19, 2011 at 8:50 AM

They're calling her Ben-Gay.

suddenlyorcas on August 19, 2011 at 8:51 AM

it's kind of a Hitchcock phrase - he always loved the beautiful blonds.

westello on August 19, 2011 at 9:01 AM

Sometimes when you touch something that's really hot it feels cold, right?

TVDinner on August 19, 2011 at 9:27 AM

JJ sucked up that movie.

LukeJoe on August 19, 2011 at 9:39 AM

She looks like that 80's model that married Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone and dated Flaver Flave. It's not a good look.

sall on August 19, 2011 at 9:51 AM

Also kind of looks like that thing at the end of Ghost Busters, only yellow haired.

sall on August 19, 2011 at 9:57 AM

go to mt. rainier on a sunny day, climb up into the snow, find a long, steep slope with a nice safe run out, and slide down on your ass wearing shorts. use your hiking poles to steer. when you get to the bottom, you will feel as if your ass is on fire, but it will be, in fact, ice hot.

@20: Birgit Nielsen.

Max Solomon on August 19, 2011 at 9:57 AM

@20 thank you! Something was bugging me about that photo, and you've put your finger on it. Brigitte Nielsen, more recently of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. ("Not in the Butt, Plz") Drew.

gloomy gus on August 19, 2011 at 10:00 AM

@4 and @5 Don't you dummies recycle?!

care bear on August 19, 2011 at 10:04 AM

Thanks, Max & Gus. Gozer is the other name I was looking for.

sall on August 19, 2011 at 10:16 AM

I'd fuck her.

Just Jeff on August 19, 2011 at 10:18 AM

Grace Jones brow on Bridget Nielson's body. Lame eighties photography techniques, why would you keep it around your house? Why does it take Seattlites so long to take obvious actions?

biffp on August 19, 2011 at 10:32 AM

"ice soup" actually perfectly describes her acting style.

LogopolisMike on August 19, 2011 at 11:16 AM

@26: And she'd be so privileged to have your dick in her. I'll bet she'd crawl ten miles on broken glass just to have a chance to be fucked by you.

TVDinner on August 19, 2011 at 11:28 AM

#10

Hah...that stuck in my mind as well!

She totally knows how to do the lingerie.

Sad to see her "transformed" by the fashion industry in this way...

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on August 19, 2011 at 11:42 AM

"Merry and tragical! tedious and brief!
That is, hot ice and wondrous strange snow.
How shall we find the concord of this discord?"
--A Midsummer Night's Dream

supergp on August 19, 2011 at 12:07 PM

january jones is awful. I saw her on the daily show and it was easily the most tedious interview I've ever seen on there. she had nothing even remotely interesting to say.

DeaconBlues on August 19, 2011 at 1:24 PM

She's stunningly beautiful, especially with those Mad Men costumes and lighting. But unless she's playing a repressed housewife, she's just an empty canvas.

They thought they had Grace Kelly, instead they got Tippi Hedren.

Pope Buck I on August 19, 2011 at 3:27 PM

http://videosift.com/video/How-make-fire…

Seems somewhat on point....

bareboards on August 19, 2011 at 5:37 PM

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