I remember when these supposed "exercise" videos first hit TV, back in the early '80s, if memory serves.
Young women in a tight leotard pumping away to bad electronic music.
At about the same time the subscription Playboy Channel debuted, this is what served as erotica on basic cable for the (straight) mens of the period.
And they were much excited by them, if memory serves. Lord knows (straight) women (to whom they were ostensibly directed) didn't give a shit about 'em.
Saw them on my boyfriend's TV, and I guess he had Showtime: which was then much more soft porny than HBO.
However, I doubt highly that these videos were popular with exercise fanatics, 'cause I do remember that the mens were much more excited about 'em than the women.
All it did was make me dizzy. Until about the 3rd minute, at which point it make me long for death. But I couldn't turn it off, I had to wait for the part that was supposedly worth waiting for.
When Ken Griffey Jr. was a young sensation, he was on David Letterman's show. Letterman asked him what he liked to do during the off-season. He said, "I watch aerobics." This is what he meant. It wouldn't make any sense now.
We never had Showtime or The Playboy Channel, so "highly erotic" for me is more like trying to catch a glimpse of a boob in the scrambled version. Sometimes the picture would almost clear up for a few seconds. I could watch a movie like "Emmanuelle" all the way through, getting just enough nipple and hint of bush to (barely) meet my needs.
As a straight woman, I gotta say that was way too gay for me. More videos of beautiful Indian men wrestling in in loincloths would help to straighten things out a bit, though.
Unless by "too gay" your friend just means "not tacky enough".
Im pretty sure I have the R rated version of this, same studio setting, same type of music and slow camera angles, 100% nude girls doing 45 minutes of light aerobics. I'll reply back when I get home and post the title (so you can torrent it).
Exercise is gay. Sports are gay. Culture is gay. Politics? So very gay. Religion is all about child molestation, and child molestation is gay. Touching yourself is gay, one of the gayest things there is. Nations are gay. Language is gay.
In fact, the only thing that isn't gay is staring at a blank wall.
See, I go eh on this one even though I'm bi, because to me it's pitched for the guys watching it, not the women and so I lose interest. It doesn't strike me as homo because there's such a big huge male fantasy about jumping in with two hot women making out.
But then that leads me to my wondering what sort of clip would have most women going YUM, and then men EH. It's kind of crazy that a clip of two men will be assumed to be for [gay] men, and a clip of two women will be for... [str8] men...
@36. I don't think with current social mores that's it's crazy for man no man porn to be for gay men and for girl on girl porn to be for hetero men. Porn is for the most part is a commodity and commodities are produced for the biggest perceived market (it's always about the money) and that market is men. Plus for whatever reason straight men seem to have the chick on chick fantasies but not too many women I've asked really want to see two dudes ass fucking. It's just the way it seem to be.
Young women in a tight leotard pumping away to bad electronic music.
At about the same time the subscription Playboy Channel debuted, this is what served as erotica on basic cable for the (straight) mens of the period.
And they were much excited by them, if memory serves. Lord knows (straight) women (to whom they were ostensibly directed) didn't give a shit about 'em.
Saw them on my boyfriend's TV, and I guess he had Showtime: which was then much more soft porny than HBO.
However, I doubt highly that these videos were popular with exercise fanatics, 'cause I do remember that the mens were much more excited about 'em than the women.
I remember the bad electronic score, only one of the more annoying aspects of these "exercise" videos.
I'm still waiting.
Unless by "too gay" your friend just means "not tacky enough".
In fact, the only thing that isn't gay is staring at a blank wall.
But then that leads me to my wondering what sort of clip would have most women going YUM, and then men EH. It's kind of crazy that a clip of two men will be assumed to be for [gay] men, and a clip of two women will be for... [str8] men...
The only thing this made me think of was Shelob's Lair.
Oops, darn it, said something.
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